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PACCKA3bI Y KAMUHA

Примеры стихов и прозы, написанных в соответствии с условиями конкурса

ABTOP - Май Иваныч Мухин:
- CAHb, KAK TbI TAM?
- OX, TAPAKAHOB EM...
- HY, KAKOBbI HA BKYC?
- HA BKYC-TO - CAXAP, HO XPYCT MEP3OK

-TYK-TYK! - KTO TAM? - KOHb B MAHTO!
- HA XEP, HA XEP, A HE TO
CPA3Y BbI3OBY MEHTA,
OH 3BEPEET OT MAHTA!

*PYCCKOE*
TAK Y HAC B CTPAHE BCE YCTPOEHO CTRAHHO:
TO MAPA3M A3APTA, TO CAPKOMA CAPKA3MA.
AX, TATAPE MbI, TATAPbI,
HAM, TATAPAM, BCE PABHO -

MAPKC Y CAMOBAPA,
KAPAMA3OBbI HA "KAMA3E"
CAMOKPYTKA C YTPA,
KAMACYTPA Y KOCTPA,
AP3PYM C KAPCOM,
BEHEPA C MAPCOM,
TYT 3EBEC, TAM BEPXHEBAPTOBCK,
TYT AMYP, A TAM - OKA,
CPOKA Y 3EKA,
Y OXPAHbI - AK,
Y BCEX BCE - OK.

*XBOCTEHKO KAK TAKOBOE*
HEB3OPOB CHOBA
3BEPEM PbIKAET
EMY OXOTA
(OX, KAK OXOTA)
HAC B ABTO3AK.
A MbI, KAK XBOCT,
EMY B OTBET:
HE TPOHb HAC, CAHb,
MbI PYCb HE XAEM,
MAPYCb KOXAEM,
CBEKPOBb HAM - CTAPKA,
CECTPA - 3AKYCKA,
A TECTb - CTAKAH.
MbI - HECEPbE3HbI,
MbI - HETBEPE3bI,
OCTABb HAC. CKOPO
MbI BCE YMPEM...

*CKPOMHOCTb vs. CTPACTb*

AHHA KEPH C YTPA OPET:
"HET, HE CTAHY CHOBA B POT!.."
HO OTBETCTBYET A.C.:
"HE B TEATPE...HY-KA...YES!!!"


ABTOP - Александр Костомарофф:
* * *
*
MAPA3MA MPAKOM BECb COBOK OKYTAH.
KOMMYHA-KYPBA BEPXOBEHCTYET B MOCKBE.
* * *
*
HE BE3ET MHE B KAPTAX, 3ATO BE3ET B CEKCE.
A Y BAC KAK?
* * *
*
KPACOTKA PO3A CKA3ATb CYMEET:
XACAH CTEPBO3A - ECT, HO HE CEET.
OH HEYCTAHHO CPET MHE HA PAHY.
3ABET KOPAHA: HA XEP XACAHA.
* * *
*

ABTOP - княжна Маша Болконская
(YBbI, PACCKA3 HE COBCEM COOTBETCTBYET KOHKYPCY: /\UTEP "/\" B HEM CBEPX MEPbI. HO CAM TEKCT - K/\ACC! - HEBCTPYEB.)

...HEHACTHO. CKOPO YTPO, XMYPOE U CEPOE CHOBA, U CHOBA /\UBEHb, U BEPHY/\UCb KO MHE BCE 3ATAEHHbIE CTPAXU U COMHEHUE B CBOUX CU/\AX, U B MOTUBAX CBOUX CHOBA HE YBEPEH. U, KAK B HEMOM KUHO, 3AME/\bKA/\U KAPTUHbI, U3BU/\UH MOUX YTOM/\EHHbIX MYTHbIE CHbI.

.../\ETO. KA3A/\OCb, BOT, BCTPETU/\ EE, KPACOTY, BOT OHA -- KOPO/\EBA MOUX CHOB, BHUMATb EE C/\OBAM U /\ACKOBbIM PYKAM -- U HE CTAHET TOCKU OTHbIHE. AH HET, HY, HE BE3ET MHE, U BCE TYT. U EC/\U 3HATb BCE 3APAHEE, MO/\, /\OKTU KYCATb CTAHY, TO...

...CHOBA KAPTUHA... BOCKPECEHbE, KATEP, OKEAH, BECE/\bE, BETEP, KYTEPbMA, KO/\EHO EE, BO/\OCbI, POT... 3ATEM MPAK B KOMHATE, MY3bIKA, PABE/\b, MbI CAMU HE CBOU OT CTPACTU... U MbI BECE/\bI, U MbI /\ACKOBbI, U MbI BMECTE...

...HO, BCKOPE, BbI3PEBAET PEBHOCTb... 3ATEM YKOPbI... 3ATEM COBCEM HEBbIHOCUMO... CXBATU/\ 3A PYKY: -- C KEM TbI, KPACOTKA, 3ABTPA YEXATb XOTE/\A? OHA B C/\E3AX: -- XAM! CKOTUHA! OTCTAHb! KPUKHY/\ B 3/\OCTU: -- CTEPBA!

U BCE, 3AKPYTU/\OCb, 3ABEPTE/\OCb, HE OCTAHOBUTb CCOPY, KAK /\ABUHY, C EE HEU3MEHHbIM, HU3MEHHbIM MEXAHU3MOM, HE 3A/\ATATb PA3PbIB. U K BUCKAM PYKY (U/\U MAY3EP?), U KPOBb CTbIHET OT CTPAXA TEMHOTbI U CKYKU BHE *EE*. U HEKOMY CKA3ATb "HEBUHOBEH"... U UCKO/\OT TbI BHYTPU, UCX/\ECTAH, U 3ATPAB/\EH YXMbI/\KAMU 3HAKOMbIX... U CKA3ATb BCEM, MO/\, OT3OBUTECb HA KPUK SOS, A EC/\U HET, TO KATUTECb HA BCE CTOPOHbI!

...A OHU BCE BECE/\U/\UCb, U TYT MHE CTA/\O BECE/\O, CMEX COBCEM, KAK Y AP/\EKUHO, TO/\bKO HA UCTEPUKY CMAXUBA/\. HATE, HA KYCKU PACTEP3AUTE, U HE KPUKHY... XOTb COXPAHUTb OCTATKU CU/\bI BO/\U, XOTb CYMETb OCTABUTb *EE* BO TbME BPEMEHU...


HET, HE BbICKA3ATb MHE BCE, U TOCKY, U MYKY. A YTPO -- OHO, KAK U3BECTHO, BCE CMbIBAET, HAHOBO, U, XOTb 3A OKHOM TYCK/\O U YHbI/\O, BCE CTAHET HA CBOU MECTA. 3ABTPA.


A BOT OT3bIBbI HEKOTOPbIX ABTOPOB HA COBET TBOPUTb PACCKA3bI B TAKOM CTU/\E:

ппр Графоманов:
HAPACTAET PbIK CAMOCBA/\A C/\OBEC. BOT-BOT B3PEBET OH U YHECET HAC HA TAY KUTA, A 3ATEM BO3bMET U CHOBA BEPHET HA MECTO. TO-TO K/\ACCHO XBACTATb TAKUMU /\UXUMU TYPHE! XBACTOBCTBA XBATUT HA BEKA, XOTb OCTABb BHYKAM!

к-т Тер-Перепевших:
BOT TAK BOT, HA PA3HbIX TPAB OKYPKAX, BO3HEC YM BbICOKO, HA MAPC, TAM PO3OBbIE KOPOBbI. B METPO 3ATEM EXATb TAK MYTOPHO, B METPO PA3HbIE KYPBbI. KYPBA HE 3HAET, KAK BbICOKO HA TPABE, OHA 3HAET, KAK XEP COCATb, KAK CPAKY MbITb, A O TPABE - HET. "KTO XYAHHA?" - BOT EE YPOBEHb, OHA, CYKA, HE CTAHET MHE B POT CMOTPETb, OHA MEHTOB CPA3Y BbI3OBET, CPAHb XYEBA. HY, A HAM MEHTbI - HACPATb HAM HA MEHTOB.

юнкер Невструев:
A PACCKA3 BCE PACTET, CTPOKA K CTPOKE, MEPHO U YBEPEHHO. TEHb HEKPACOBA BUTAET B KOMHATE, BMECTE C MY3AMU. KTO TAM CTOUT Y CTEHbI? CAM AKUPO KYPOCABA C TAPKOBCKUM? OTMEHHO! A U3 KAPTUH BOT-BOT BbI/\E3YT, PA3OPBAB PAMbI, CABPACOB, CEPOB U PEHYAP. A BOT KTO CBUCAET U3 OKHA HA PYKAX? MAPKC CO CTA/\UHbIM? A B YXO UM - U YXHYT BHU3, C KPUKOM: "A-A-A!" MAPKCUCTAM TYT HE MECTO. MbI-TO 3HAEM: 3ABETbI MAPKCA HE BCECU/\bHbI, TAK KAK OHU HE BEPHbI.

U CHOBA K TEKCTY, HAHU3bIBATb KOPOTKUE C/\OBA HA HUTb MbIC/\U Y3OPAMU PYCCKUX /\UTEP. HEKPACOB, AY!

PACCBETAET. 3A OKHOM CTUXAET TOMHOE "MY-Y-Y" PO3OBbIX MAPCUAHCKUX KOPOB...

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